Wednesday, October 31, 2007

it ate my brain.... and all my candy!


it's halloween... and im sitting here waiting for the kidlets to arrive at the door so i can load them up with very unhealthy treats and giggle at their costumes.
this year i seem to be lacking in the halloween spirit. and it's b/c i haven't had a halloween party!!!
i feel empty.
halloween is my christmas.
this year is like...
christmas without jesus
except every year is christmsa without jesus when you dont believe in the big ole jay cee.
it's like the headless horseman decided to skip my house this year...
i dont even have a pumpkin for fuck's sake!
what the hell.
oh it is SOOOOO on next year. pumpkins will be puking out of my house next year. i promise!...

Thursday, October 25, 2007

a small rant

people who think they are ONE WAY but are so OBVIOUSLY NOT.

it is incredibly irritating.

Monday, October 22, 2007

An Open Letter...

... To the person who failed to turn in the watch I lost on the bus or to the person who didn't put the watch into lost & found...

Dear Git!

May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your crotch.

What the fuck time is it?

Random Thought #46875

There is a finite amount of intelligence in this world...

i was thinking...

ya know... jeffrey dahmer was pretty skinny for having eaten all those people...

i read something the other day that made me laugh...

if you can't read the language that your tattoo is written you should not get the tattoo!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

I've been pondering...

... and I hereby decree that Canada shall henceforth be referred to as The Canada.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

If I were...

I saw this on Logo's blog... It looked interesting...

If I were a beginning, I would be…
"So, so you think you can tell heaven from hell?"
If I were a month, I would be…October; chilly and cold with a snap in the air.
If I were a time of day, I would be… 3:00AM
If I were a planet, I would be… An ice dwarf.

If I were a season, I would be… Winter; cold and bright. Cuddly and aloof.
If I were a sea animal, I would be… Sea anemone; deceptively intoxicating and dangerous.
If I were a direction, I would be… Inward.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be… An overstuff chair.
If I were a sin, I would be... Unforgivably delicious.
If I were a liquid, I would be... Molten lava.
If I were a scare, I would be... The nagging suspicion that something isn't right.
If I were a gem, I would be... Blood Red Garnet.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be... Devil's Ivy.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be... Variable clouds with scattered showers and high chance of thunderstorms later in the day.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be... A triangle; always has the last word.
If I were an animal, I would be... A chamleon
If I were an emotion, I would be... Indecipherable
If I were a vegetable, I would be... A turnip; you either love them or hate them, no one is 'iffy' about a turnip.
If I were a sound, I would be... Low and quiet, not always audible but always knowing it's there.
If I were an element, I would be... PeopleSuckium.
If I were a car, I would be... A smart car. Not to toot my own horn or anything. Har har.
If I were a song, I would be... Prog-metal.
If I were a food, I would be... Chilli; hearty and filling with spicyhotness that can warm you up on a cold day and make you feel like home.
If I were a place, I would be... Distant and cold but comforting once you get there.
If I were a material, I would be... Flannel; soft and fluffy, cozy and warm and can be dead sexy to some.
If I were a taste, I would be... Lingering.
If I were a scent, I would be... Fresh, soft and feminine with a hint of sweetness.
If I were a religion, I would be... Addictive.
If I were a sentence, I would be... Incomplete and wrought with errors.
If I were a facial expression, I would be... Cloaked and difficult to interpret.
If I were a subject in school, I would be... Art; some people get it, some people don't.
If I were a colour, I would be... Dark.
If I were a thing, I would be... Trying to kill Kurt Russell.
If I were a book, I would be... Illustrated.
If I were an artist, I would be... Misunderstood.
If I were a collection of poems, I would be... Out of order.
If I were a landmass, I would be... Iceland.
If I were a watch, I would be... on EU time.
If I were God, I would be... The O-God of Hangovers.
If I were a vowel, I would be... Sometimes Y.
If I were a consonant, I would be... V
If I were a theory, I would be... Disputed.
If I were a famous person, I would be... Anti-Famous
If I were an item of electronic equipment, I would be... iAudio. Versatile, multi-medial and fits in your pocket.
If I were a sport, I would be... Suitable for all ages.
If I were a movie, I would be... An independent film.
If I were a cartoon, I would be... Daria Prototype.
If I were an explorer, I would be... Leif Erikson.
If I were a scientist, I would be... Researching the cure for stupidity.
If I were a relation, I would be... Sexual.
If I were a river, I would be... Meandering.
If I were intoxication, I would be... An inhalent.
If I were alone, I would be... A flourishing tree in the middle of a barren wasteland.
If I were a question, I would be... Rhetorical.
If I were a habit, I would be... Hard to break.
If I were in an atom, I would be... Difficult to split.
If I were you, I would be... Unlike me.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

it's been ages...

i just haven't had much to say in the way of blogging lately.
i wonder what has been going through my head and what has kept me away from this thing. i could blame other things and pretend i have been incredibly busy... but i seriously have been up to nothing terribly exciting.
i've spent time here and there... but i think i've been in a funk of some sorts...
i know most of my emotions are kept hidden. but since no one reads this thing anymore, anyway, i may as well spew...
my parents, after 35+ years of marriage, are going through the process of a divorce right now. although i wish they were both willing to get through this and not toss away 35+ years of marriage, i also am hoping that they don't toss away any more years of unhappiness they seem to have when with one another.
i think i may have talked about my mum before. i'm not entirely sure. but she is a very confused person. for many years of my life she has been medicated. so many pills with so many names i just can't even remember. i wasn't entirely conscious of my mother's medication until i was in my late teens. i don't really understand the purpose of medication, i just know it makes people give the illusion of functionality. and i never knew how incompetent my mum's decision making abilities were until i was well into my 2o's. i always thought she was full of confidence and direction but that was only when it came to telling me what to do or what was wrong with me. believe me, if you knew any of what i went through growing up with her it might be a bit of a shock to see that i'm a semi-functioning adult. in coming to grips, over the years, that my parents are indeed people and not just my parents; that they make mistakes and have feelings and doubts and fears and flaws, i have also come to grips with the reality that my relationship with them has forever changed.
in doing this it has been my luxury and my misfortune to say and express to them my opinions on a lot of different matters, including my relationship with each of them. i know i can be blunt, forceful, logical, unemotional and unrelenting. this isn't always conducive to my mother's medicated condition.
believe me, there is more history and way more detail than i am willing involve, but i am not entirely evil or callous in my communication with either of them. i try to speak gently and understandingly but also with as much honesty as i can... it isn't all bad.
but what has been happening recently is the result of me being tired of my mother treating me like a second class member of our family. for the first time in my adult relationship with my mother i stopped dead and dug my heels in. refusing to be a sounding board or a dumping ground anymore. i told her that its time she get off her fucking medication, grow up, stop being selfish and to FINALLY act like a mother because she certainly hadn't been acting like one...
this happened in june...
i haven't spoken to her since...

/pity party