If I were...

I saw this on Logo's blog... It looked interesting...
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If I were a beginning, I would be… "So, so you think you can tell heaven from hell?"
If I were a month, I would be…October; chilly and cold with a snap in the air.

If I were a time of day, I would be… 3:00AM
If I were a planet, I would be… An ice dwarf.
If I were a season, I would be… Winter; cold and bright. Cuddly and aloof.
If I were a sea animal, I would be… Sea anemone; deceptively intoxicating and dangerous.

If I were a direction, I would be… Inward.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be… An overstuff chair.

If I were a sin, I would be... Unforgivably delicious.
If I were a liquid, I would be... Molten lava.

If I were a scare, I would be... The nagging suspicion that something isn't right.

If I were a gem, I would be... Blood Red Garnet.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be... Devil's Ivy.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be... Variable clouds with scattered showers and high chance of thunderstorms later in the day.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be... A triangle; always has the last word.

If I were an animal, I would be... A chamleon

If I were an emotion, I would be... Indecipherable

If I were a vegetable, I would be... A turnip; you either love them or hate them, no one is 'iffy' about a turnip.

If I were a sound, I would be... Low and quiet, not always audible but always knowing it's there.

If I were an element, I would be... PeopleSuckium.

If I were a car, I would be... A smart car. Not to toot my own horn or anything. Har har.

If I were a song, I would be... Prog-metal.

If I were a food, I would be... Chilli; hearty and filling with spicyhotness that can warm you up on a cold day and make you feel like home.

If I were a place, I would be... Distant and cold but comforting once you get there.

If I were a material, I would be... Flannel; soft and fluffy, cozy and warm and can be dead sexy to some.

If I were a taste, I would be... Lingering.

If I were a scent, I would be... Fresh, soft and feminine with a hint of sweetness.

If I were a religion, I would be... Addictive.

If I were a sentence, I would be... Incomplete and wrought with errors.

If I were a facial expression, I would be... Cloaked and difficult to interpret.

If I were a subject in school, I would be... Art; some people get it, some people don't.

If I were a colour, I would be... Dark.

If I were a thing, I would be... Trying to kill Kurt Russell.

If I were a book, I would be... Illustrated.

If I were an artist, I would be... Misunderstood.

If I were a collection of poems, I would be... Out of order.

If I were a landmass, I would be... Iceland.

If I were a watch, I would be... on EU time.

If I were God, I would be... The O-God of Hangovers.

If I were a vowel, I would be... Sometimes Y.

If I were a consonant, I would be... V

If I were a theory, I would be... Disputed.

If I were a famous person, I would be... Anti-Famous

If I were an item of electronic equipment, I would be... iAudio. Versatile, multi-medial and fits in your pocket.

If I were a sport, I would be... Suitable for all ages.

If I were a movie, I would be... An independent film.

If I were a cartoon, I would be... Daria Prototype.

If I were an explorer, I would be... Leif Erikson.

If I were a scientist, I would be... Researching the cure for stupidity.

If I were a relation, I would be... Sexual.

If I were a river, I would be... Meandering.

If I were intoxication, I would be... An inhalent.

If I were alone, I would be... A flourishing tree in the middle of a barren wasteland.

If I were a question, I would be... Rhetorical.

If I were a habit, I would be... Hard to break.

If I were in an atom, I would be... Difficult to split.

If I were you, I would be... Unlike me.