Friday, April 14, 2006

leatherwing bat

today, i felt more cow ass than i ever thought i'd ever have to feel.
now, TECHNICALLY, i am not certain if the parts i felt were the actual parts related to the ass, but either way, most were SOFT as BUTTAH, baby... i wanna be using *that* moisturizer!
my friend is looking to furnish his new downtown condo. being a recent bachelor he is wanting to "pimp his ride" so to speak... max his pad... *cough*
today was a day spent shopping for leather couches...
i lounged
i kicked back
i flopped
(i almost flolloped)
i sank
i slid
i gasped
i groaned
my ass was pleased!
i have fallen in love with an assortment of leather... the soft buttery kind, the hardened durable kind, the studded leather, the crinkly leather... it all serves its purpose! mostly, to please my ass. which is has fulfilled quite well, i might add.
my *thing* that i have for leather has moved subtly from the bedroom to the living room!

title: uber neat song by Ingrid Karklins... check it out!