it IS easy being green! (or blue, purple, green & pink)

"ribbit"
"hello, is this accounting?"
"ribbit"
"hello?"
"ribbit"
"please, can you tell me, is this accounting??"
"ribbit"
"ok, this isn't funny. i need to speak to someone in accounting!"
"ribbit"
"what is your manager's name???"
"ribbit"
"#@*($#*!!" *bang! click!!*
"ribbit?"

oh, to be a frog.