Sunday, May 07, 2006

this one was fun!

1. When was the last time you had sex?
last night in my sleep... kinky, i know...
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
with my foot
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
yes!
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
yes...
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
toilet paper
6. What famous person do you (or other people*) think you resemble?
i'm rather unique
7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
pepperoni, green pepper, mushrooms & onions or ham and pineapple
9. Do you crack your knuckles?
no, imma wussy!
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
star-trekking by the firm. b/c it stays for DAYS and DAYS!
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
nein! i have powers to resist such... there's klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow! there's klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, jim! -bastids!
12. What are your super powers?
i dont have super powers... i have uber powers!
13. What is the hardest thing you have faced?
top of the list: loss of a loved-one... and then learning to love who i am...
14. Where are your car keys?
they'll find me later
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
answering that question would be like digging a grave, so i'll stick with my usual answer: terry pratchett
16. What's your most annoying habit?
always being right
17. Where did you go on your last vacation?
U2 concert in Vancouver last April/May
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
dr. phil and then every other daytime talk show host [except ellen!!]
19. What is your best physical feature?
"physical" would be boobs, "facial" would be eyes -direct quote from a friend
20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Therion - "Vovin"
21. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
carrots, tomatos and some horrible cocktail drink someone brought over from a party but no one is willing to admit, take back or drink
22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
none
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
rarely. im a responsible driver, yo!
26. What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite gender? If you don't know what your parents would've chosen, what name would you choose for your other-gendered self?
i like the name noel
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
stuff from joseph and the technicolour dreamcoat; U2 songs like "Running to Stand Still" or "Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own" or today was "Leaving on a Jet Plane" and "He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother)"
28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
january 15, 1999
29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Raiders of the Lost Ark
30. What CD is in your stereo?
Jethro Tull - "Thick As A Brick"
31. What OCD qualities do you have?
none - i know, how boring... unless i haven't noticed anything, in that case, 3-D friends, please feel free to bring them to the round-table discussion...
32. How many kids do you want to have?
however many can fit on my bbq... i can freeze the leftovers...
33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
al pacino
34.Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
i have and would again but no visible signs of herpes simplex 2 and recent test results please...
35. What do you do when no one is watching?
cry
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
i would hire dawn french! but that's b/c she's a hot and rather confident appearing fat chick! rawwrr!
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
part of me wants to say in a blaze of glory, but that could be lots of fun until the dying part... so i default to peacefully in my sleep...
38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
fun dip, neopolitan taffy, cinnamon toothpicks [seconded!] and grandma's rolaids
39. What is your favorite kid's movie?
pete's dragon
40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
U2 (4x)
41. Have you ever been in love?
yes
42. Do you talk to yourself?
i always talk to myself, but i have never met yourself... ba dum bum! ok, you can slap me later...
43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
i would prefer to watch them fall into the center of the earth and set ablaze, melted and disintegrate into the molten iron core...
44. Would you steel [sic] from the rich?
what? and become one of them? theiving, rich, greedy bastards? nah... karma's a bitch, she can take care of that for me...