Passing the Test

So my "friend who shall remain nameless" did a bunch of quizzes online.
Here are the results from a few that I took via his "encouraging".
(He was creative enough to post the links to all these quizzes on his blog, I can't be arsed.)

If I were @ Hogwarts, I would be in Slytherin. (Surprised?)

If I were a mythical creature, I would be a Unicorn. (wtf? Can't I be a DRAGON!?)

If I were a country I would be the UK.

My inner European is British. (Blimey!)

If I were a flavour it would be MARMITE.

I was a "Stingy Gladiator" in a former life. (Rooaarrr!)

My inner age is 23. (Yes, 23. I am not dyslexic.)