Jelly Bellies

So the world is pretty groovy when we have Sour Jelly Bellies. Perfect match for my personality. A bit of sweet, a bit off colour, and a lot of sour. To find a candy that suits oneself is a serious journey to the core of one's inner being. (Yes, I *am* full of crap). But seriously. If you were a candy, what would you be? As you know, I would be Sour Jelly Bellies. Now if you were a candy heart what would you say? Other than the ghey things like "be mine" and "you're sweet". I think most days I would hand myself out to people and say things like "you suck" and "run along and die now". Is that bishy?