Friday, April 09, 2010

i had a bad day, dear...

so yah... i did...
giant weaseltards spewing corporate lingo and idiocy...
i ranted to a friend on msn...
here is part of the conversation...

warning: this conversation is officially rated... "Messed Up"

V says:
i hope he swallows the giant cocks he keeps sucking and they puncture a hole in his intestinal wall and his body is flooded with toxins and shit
T... says:
you're really cheery tonight
V says:
i hope all his teeth fall out and his face caves in and he swallows his own fucking head
i had a bad day, dear
T... says:
nothing i say will change that, but still, ill try to get you in a better mood
I play golf
V says:
take pics
T... says:
I told my boss my eyes were caught in the gravitational field around her boobs
V says:
did she cum?
T... says:
she laughed
V says:
she came
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(and later)
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T... says:
i crushed his hand heh
was a weak wimp
V says:
i bet he came too
T... says:
oh you know everyone around me comes
V says:
well duh
T... says:
cept me, i only leave
V says:
ha
sorry
visual
T... says:
:P
V says:
and it can stop now
ahahahaha
it's not stopping
hahahahahahaha
that's awesome
T... says:
never ever ever eeeeeeeeeeever!
V says:
random balcony
ha
oops
you fell into the pool below
well, 1/2 of you did
T... says:
must have been Mr Dickins
V says:
buttered side down
ok that visual made me laugh
you can go to bed now
T... says:
yeeeeeeeeees
good nightness
V says:
yupyup
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sometimes it just takes something weird to turn the day at least back to it's usual tilted self...