An open letter (again)...

...to the person who bought the "Glade - Vanilla Passion" air deodorizer for the ladies' washroom at work:

Dear Epic Fail,
I thank you most sincerely for your attempt to help disguise the vile and toxic fumes that creep up and out the floor drain in our bio-hazardous washroom. However, as mentioned in the previous blog there is only one room that ought to emanate the scent of vanilla and, unless your kitchen also contains your toilet, the washroom should indeed not be the aforementioned room.

This letter would not be complete if I did not mention that the absolute and utter failure to reproduce the scent of vanilla still remains. No product exists... no candle, no air freshener, no incense, no bath bubble, no perfume, no scented oil... that has managed to recreate the actual true and delicious scent that is vanilla. And regardless of these statements the most important of all is that the false scent emitting from this container should never be mixed with the scent of pooh!

Sincerely,

Gagging Co-worker