Merry Groundhog Day!

ok... so the groundhog, Balzac Billy (Alberta), didn't see his shadow and that means the end of winter and spring is just around the corner. BLAH! people are rejoicing. i say "we never had any stinkin' winter!" and rightly so, we didn't! it really kinda yoinks my knickers when people complain about the cold weather. here's a solution: MOVE! you don't want to freeze your nards/tits off in the minus degrees, what the fook are you doing here??

things that irritate me about people & reactions weather:

• in general... the weatherman/woman/person - duh!
• radio personalities - why must they complain every time there is a bluddy fucking cloud in the sky???
• skinny co-workers claiming is cold when its 30° C
• skinny co-workers wearing parkas to prove above point
• weird co-workers running gheyly to next building like a puss with arms wrapped around them, ass sticking out, giggling like a girl (was that too personal?? - you know who you are, punk!)
• jungle jane keeping the heat on @ 30° C when its 30° C outside!! (isn't that the temperature you bake poultry???)
• people, when the first snow hits the ground they complain and say "i can't wait for spring!"
• people who refuse to remove the snow from their vehicles when it snows
• people wearing all winter gear when it hits -1° C

i LOVE winter!! i love cold cold weather! i'd rather freeze to death than be mildly uncomfortable in the heat. i need snow! i need cold! dont get me wrong. summer is meant to be enjoyed. hiking and camping and all those fun things. but the fact that we even HAVE winter (except this year) is a bluddy frickin blessing! if you dont like it... again, i say... MOVE!

i hope winter wins! bring on the ice age!